I'm melting XvX
Tuesday, July 2nd, 2013 05:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So today is the hottest day on record since I was born or something
And I'm melting
I'm going to become a big puddle of feathers on the ground
It's so hot all the air conditioning systems overloaded the power grid and they had to shut down parts of the city including mine so that western Canada doesn't go kaput
I don't even have a/c, I hate this stupid human skin, it feels so terrible in this heat
And the heat is making some funky weather patterns so the weather people say, watch out, a really major thunderstorm could happen tonight, "these thunderstorms could become severe giving large hail, heavy rain and wind gusts over 100 km/h."
I'm like, yes please, I would like some of that very much
Hail and high winds and a good rain would be very nice
Then I can stop melting
Hurry up
And I'm melting
I'm going to become a big puddle of feathers on the ground
It's so hot all the air conditioning systems overloaded the power grid and they had to shut down parts of the city including mine so that western Canada doesn't go kaput
I don't even have a/c, I hate this stupid human skin, it feels so terrible in this heat
And the heat is making some funky weather patterns so the weather people say, watch out, a really major thunderstorm could happen tonight, "these thunderstorms could become severe giving large hail, heavy rain and wind gusts over 100 km/h."
I'm like, yes please, I would like some of that very much
Hail and high winds and a good rain would be very nice
Then I can stop melting
Hurry up
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Date: 2013-07-03 12:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-03 12:16 am (UTC)I can't imagine what it's like in California if it's already so hot this far north!
Please don't become barbecued swan!!
I'm running cold water into the bathtub now, I'm going to sit in it until it starts to hail.
We should have a national sit-in-bathtub day.
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Date: 2013-07-03 12:36 am (UTC)Waaaaak ;w;
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Date: 2013-07-03 12:55 am (UTC)